The Constitutional Monarchy of The Amazonian Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Licentitivee with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.53 billion Amazonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad del Sol. The average income tax rate is 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Amazonian economy, worth 150 trillion Empireans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,426 Empireans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Amazonian Empire's national animal is the Amazonian troupial, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Amazuaism.

The Amazonian Empire is ranked 31,014^th in the world and 2,001^st in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,246.82 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.